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Fat Ass
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Magic: The Gathering
Mana cost
UnhingedUNH · #95
- Card type
- Creature — Donkey Shaman
- Rarity
- Common
- Indicative price
- 0.13 € · ★ 3.53 € · 0.40 $ · ★ 13.99 $
- Mana value
- 5
- Power
- 2
- Toughness
- 3.5
- Colour
- Green
Card text
This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)
Format legality
Legality is not available in the catalogue.
Legalities follow the imported catalogue; check format rules before a tournament.
Data imported on 2026-10-06 (UTC).
Indicative Scryfall prices, updated daily. ★: foil; ★ E: etched foil. EUR and USD represent different markets.
Printing information
- Illustrator
- Jeremy Jarvis
- Card language
- English
- Release date
- 2004-11-19
Flavour text
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.